Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- How To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy: U.S.S Serenity?
Captain Malcolm Reynolds is no Captain Kirk, but as far as being Captain Tightpants, he's aces with me. Someone created this, and I thought it was cool:
http://captainkirksguidetowomen.blogspot.com/2011/03/im-just-sayin-theyre-both-great.html